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By CHIP DUNHAM FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE By LYNN JOHNSTON OVERBOARD loM, ONER Mi 11 I'M SQNNAPO SOMETHING 1 can't Hello--mom? I PPoMiSep MySELF I jnt a i STAND (IfllW WW, PAWS THE KEMT HAS BUSTeD Pfe FofTTfte. REST of The month' I TMAMKS, 1 NO FKOBLEM-BOV CHARLEY, THAT IS HUGE -J-V RiP IN YoUK FAWT5 BACK THERE, WOOLONTPD- BUT IF i dcnX i'u. so CRAiy! I'M BROKE, I HAVE MOKE REflPlNS To DO IN A DO inaVear'--plus es-savs-and I TOLP weep I'd write an Article for epcrt OF HIS K-l ire omuw I fm I EMM COVER i UlERE OUTTA I By JIM DAVIS THE DUPLEX By GLENN McCOY GARFIELD WW, I MT Be IM Wofee I H6H, HEH, I I JWST $UPPoSOToQWT iTjjljTflSfUffit) V- 1WMJ5 THM HoLW PE tt By CHARLES M. SCHULTZ PEANUTS 10 WE THINK With OMAR SHARIF TANNAH HIRSCH 1 LET'S PLAY BRIDGE NO, PLEASE. TELL I DON'T HAVE I YOU TELL MAYBE WE TOOK I HATE TO TELL HIM.
BETTER TELL 8 ANOTHER WR0N6 THE rs iiiiii Neither vulnerable. North deals. NORTH 4.AK8 S7A32 OK4 AQJ62 WEST EAST Q4 497532 OAQ10 965 082 754 K10 3 SOUTH J106 109 65 0 J73 98 The bidding: NORTH EAST SOUTH WEST 2NT Pass Pass 47 Pass Pass Pass Opening lead: Ace of 0 Some contracts depend on guesswork. Declarer took the right view on this deal to land a four-heart contract that would have eluded many declarers. South had about as little as the law allows to bid three hearts over partner's two-no-trump opener it is always wise to introduce a five-card major rather than simply raise By ART AND CHIP SANSOM THE BORN LOSER THOPKrVPrte, I HrV PTO5pecTive aienib flyii ItjEMePTOSPENC I HK C0N5ID6KIN6 6I6MING YOU TO TrOV 5UT I'fA COHCeBCO LATIN IN SCHOOL.1 r4FK)KCAXlUARCK 11 1 bfKiee.
jrs: not to wokey i to the no-trump game. North's four hearts closed the auction. West led the ace of diamonds and continued the suit as East echoed by first playing the eight, then the five. Declarer decided that West rather than East held the diamond length so, after winning the king of diamonds at trick two, declarer continued with a low heart from dummy, finessing the nine and losing to the king. East continued with a third round of diamonds, but declarer countered by ruffing with the ace of hearts and then repeating the finesse for jack of trumps.
After drawing the last trump, declarer lost the club finesse, but 10 tricks were secure. Most declarers would play the ace of hearts and another after winning the king of diamonds at trick two. Now when West continues with a third diamond, East can overruff dummy with the jack of hearts to complete the book, and declarer must still lose a club for down one. Learn to be a better bridge player! Subscribe now to the Goren Bridge Letter by calling (800) 788-1225 for information. Or write to: Goren Bridge Letter, P.O.
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